goomberson

retard

that guy is such a goomberson kick him!!

by yoitsmeimaretard September 2, 2020

goombers

someone who is the coolest. someone who can make you smile even if you are in the worst of moods, makes you laugh when you don't want to.

generally this person is very attractive, "YUMMMY" if you will, and would do anything to make the ones that he loves happy. a person who is names goombers is a very positive and outgoing person.

Goombers tend not to have high enough confidence levels, but should because they are among the best looking people ever seen.

to be a goomber,

is a very special thing,

no one would ever want to lose a goomber in their lifetime.
they are someone who should never be forgotten,
and are always loved.

They can brighten your day,
and make everything okay,

Goombers are well loved.
<3

i wish he was like a goombers

by shpanks mcbang January 25, 2011

goobersnatch

complete goofball, nut, dingbat, etc.

Don't be such a goobersnatch!

by Zimmi April 14, 2005

goobersnatch

Goofball, nut, crazy person

You are such a goobersnatch!

by Zimmi April 14, 2005

googlersona

Your personality or persona as defined by the sites that come up when someone googles your name. Depending on the sites you've contributed to on the web, your googlersona isn't necessarily a true reflection of you. It could be embarrassing or highly defamatory.

I googlestalked that guy I met on Friday night and he has a dodgy googlersona. I think he may have been a pornstar while he was at university. Plus, it seems he's got some crazy crush on Martha Stewart.

by Sarah Louise G October 29, 2008

Goobersnake

Goobersnake is slang for a penis, cock, dick, etc.

"That girl told me Mike M. has a small goobersnake."

by TG489 February 4, 2010

Goobershnoper

A sharp object impaling someone in their eye.

If you don't stop I will goobershnoper you!

by Jack Jennings April 1, 2011