goolish

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Someone who wholesome but fucked in the head, probably was molested by their uncle at a young age.

Marc: Jeez, when I first met them they were pretty positive and caring but I didn't know it wasn't normal.
Marie: Why Marc, they are just goolish, that's all.

goolish by foolish--1 February 26, 2018

Gollish Patel

Gollish Patel is not some-one you will see on the streets everyday. He pops up at special moments and is strongly associated with the word don. He is so awesome and epic and don. Rumour has it that he was taught DT by Mr Manthorp. He has an IQ of over 500 and is too damn clever

I'm so dead for the exam

Nah, go find Gollish Patel he will help us

Gollish Patel by frowsus December 9, 2012

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goolish • Goodish • goolash • goonish • googlish • Geolish • goomish • Goblisha • gollish • Gollish Patel

El Goonish Shive

A great webcomic written and drawn by Dan Shive. The characters are mostly eccentric and regularly funny, however sometimes there are bits of drama. Drawn in the anime comic style, though not completely influenced by it.

El Goonish Shive makes me laugh, weep, and keeps me on the edge of suspense!

El Goonish Shive by Anonymous July 23, 2003

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Goolash

Leftover soufflé - the combination of all the remnants of a group meal, can be created in a bowl or cup

Yo that goolash smells so bad.

Hey can you throw some of your gravy into the goolash?

Goolash by Goopmaster5000 January 16, 2019

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El Goonish Shive

A webcomic written by Daniel Shive that flawlessly blends cartoonish nonsense with an interesting, engaging plot.

It takes some pretty decent writing to make you actually empathize with the characters of any story. El Goonish Shive is the only webcomic to achieve this effect.

El Goonish Shive by The Gray Knight October 9, 2008

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goodish

fairly good; not incredible.

"it wasn't great, just goodish."

goodish by big_man_8031 March 23, 2021

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El Goonish Shive

A weird and funny webcomic, created by Dan Shive.
Includes: transformation, squirrel girls, gender bending, hot chicks, chick on chick action. Boys will love it
(Great story cute boys, girls will love it too)

El Goonish Shive is the best webcomic on-line.

El Goonish Shive by Maki P May 30, 2006

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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