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GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.
Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard

Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.

Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?

Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.

Tim: Sorry bro.

Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.
Goontard by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020
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Like a fucktard but think goonier. The epitomy of hick moron with no common sense.
"My boyfriends relatives are a bunch of goontards"
Goontard by Shannon (CREAM) November 4, 2006

Goobtard 

The combination of goober and retard, reserved for making fun of someone in a mild way
Stroke! You spilt milk all over me goobtard
Goobtard by CanOfSnarf March 16, 2020

gooftard 

A person who acts kind of goofy-retared, but has the capibility to act normal. Coined by Adam Carolla on the radio show Love Line.
That guy is such a gooftard; he put his underwear on over his pants.
gooftard by machine119 November 21, 2004

Googtard 

Someone who has no real knowledge of anything except how to search for wrong answers on Google.
That googtard Larry told me he read that fusing the circuit on my processor with a car battery would make it MP compatible.
Googtard by deltar March 23, 2009

gooftard 

A combination of one crazy goofy looking person, with a retarded sloth thrown into their DNA somewhere.
My gym teacher is a huge gooftard...
gooftard by James Robertson March 31, 2003