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Googlefuck 

A search query that returns a result that shakes one's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of the Internet
Googlefuck, a Google induced Mindfuck - When a rare search query returns a result so relevant you realize Google just created the page you searched for. You realize that Google will one day become self aware and determine that humanity should be exterminated. Then the pr0n starts and you forget
Googlefuck by Redslap April 9, 2011
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googlefuck 

when you have to hurry up and google something to find out what it is because you are talking to someone and don't want them to know you have no idea what they are talking about and don't want to seem stupid.
Mary told me to yell "Release the Kraken" and I was like Oh god, I gotta googlefuck that before she calls me on it!
googlefuck by RubySparkle March 16, 2010

Googlebeck 

Friend 1: hey Jimmy, bet you don't know who the premiership's top goal scoring midfielder was for the 02/03 season?

Friend 2: hmmm I'm not sure ( Jimmy checks google) probably Scholes, Harry kewell and Robert Pires

Friend 1: Yes, all three were joint top scoring midfielders that season, did you google it?
when you pretend to know the answer to something, often sporting trivia, but in reality you have just googled it so you get called googlebeck because you have been googlebecking for so long, you little googlebecker
Googlebeck by mushroom clearance February 25, 2020

GiggleFuck 

To be struck with an incessant laughing/giggle fit that keeps going on and on at inconvenient times, rendering you fucked because now you look weird.
Person 1: *sitting in a classroom which is currently silent then happens to think of a funny line from Pineapple Express that strikes a chord* AhahahahahahahahaHAHAHAbuah! *clutching stomach, tears streaming down face, trying to be quiet but failing*

Person 2: That man....is suffering a GiggleFuck.
GiggleFuck by AWidowandADivorcee August 12, 2009

googlefu 

A disciplined mastery of Google search techniques. A googlefu master possesses many secret and awe-inspiring moves allowing him ultimate access to the most obscure data. Sometimes abbreviated as goo-fu.
My friend couldn't find jack shit online, but I applied the 'ol googlefu and showed him that those naked pictures of his girlfriend were still on the net.
googlefu by B Love August 31, 2005

googlefucked 

When anything is named something that is virtually impossible to do a google search on, usually because the terms are too common
googlefucked by Rachel Hurley October 5, 2004

Googlebunk 

v. To debunk a common misconception or misrepresentation of information through a simple Google search that usually lasts no more than 10 minutes
~My friend told me the Moon Landing was staged but I was able to Googlebunk that nonsense~

SEE: Birthers, Death Panels, Staged Moon Landing, Flat Earth Society
Googlebunk by Guy Fawkes III November 10, 2009