googleadict

someonewho obsesively google things because they somewhat lack a life or friends.

Ted: Hey kate what's up?
Kate: Googling words this thing i heard from a tv show
Ted: You are such a googleadict!

by candidi September 18, 2009

Googledoctor

When someone has diagnosed their own disease by looking up the symptoms on the internet.

A: I've got brain cancer!

B: How do you know?

A: I have a headache and a lump on my foot! I looked it up on the interwebz and found out it means BRAIN CANCER!

B: Don't believe the Googledoctor, go to a real doctor.

by oldBuzzard March 29, 2010

Googledick

n. The state having a raw dick due to excessive masturbation to internet pornography.

Blake Martin is a virgin, so he's got googledick 24/7.

by sihdsiahda October 23, 2008