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One who displays consistent and predictable goofy traits, such as failing to eat one's dinner in a timely fashion, or ignoring repeated requests to put on shoes. A goofyball is often cute, which enables them to persist with their goofyball behaviour and not get into big trouble. But only for a short time.
Arrow Magoffin - you are a goofyball. Get off your Ipad and put on your shoes because we're ready to go!
Goofyball by poppa dopolis July 13, 2018
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A goofy autistic person. Usually used as an insult when someone says something stupid.
Was that a stutter? Your such a goofna.

You sound stupid you goofna.

That kid is such a goofna.
goofna by AquaticMilk February 22, 2023

Goofymaxing

When someone is maximizing the amount of their actions to be goofy, silly, or foolish in a harmless way. Being intentionally klutzy or saying stupid things can also qualify. It's a wholesome way of attracting attention to oneself, liven the mood, or create a positive environment. Some people are already considered goofy, so some may just try to go with the flow instead of against it.
"Look at John! He wore a wizard hat to the office today." "Oh that's just him goofymaxing."
Goofymaxing by InvadrJim April 16, 2023

Goofyahhitis

Goofyahhitis is something where you are pretty goofy
Dude, i think fmn has Goofyahhitis
Goofyahhitis by Funniboi May 3, 2023

Goofyrat 

Person or persons of low intelligence often unwittingly making a fool of themselves in front of their peers. Usually hold themselves in a high regard and have a large ego.
Goofyrat by Anonymous July 30, 2003
A derogatory play on words equating liberals to being goofballs, ‘goof’ short for ‘goofy’ … ‘nads’ short for “gonads.” So, you are suppose to draw the conclusion that a ‘goofnad’ is a ‘goofy nut’ liberal.
A goofnad is coming up the street! Wait, I think that person could be a moonbat...no, I was right! That person is a goofnad.
Goofnad by fbthompson3 August 7, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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