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Goofundum 

When an extremely attractive female/male, is in a relationship with a very goofy or unattractive male/female. Commonly referred to as "out of one's league."

This word and definition combo was invented back in 2002. We were at Virginia Beach, hanging out. We noticed that all of the attractive females, were with very goofy/unattractive men. At this time, the men were carrying a pizza, which apparently helped them out. This definition has since evolved, as the lesser attractive of the two people now do not necessarily have a pizza with them.
Person A "How did Kim end up with Johnny? She is so hot, and look at him!"

Person B "Yep, that's goofundum at its finest!"
Goofundum by Jund3r December 19, 2012
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Goomfuldumph 

Curse word used by Hinklebelt and Trillien Berry(who may or may not exist) can be used at random in speech just to improve ur point.
Goomfuldumph.
Goomfuldumph by Trillien June 13, 2021
A website that mostly consist of ten year old kids who think they have come up with a new revolutionary way to hold ice cream, broke teenagers that are to lazy to get a job so they have other people do it for them, and then you will find the very rare portion of gofundme with actual people who actualy need money so their dog doesn't die of butthole cancer.
10 Year Old: "Im gonna make a gofundme so that I can buy a new fortnite skin yay"
17 Year Old: "I can't afford groceries, fuck it ill make a go fund me"
44 Year Old Woman: " Please help my dear old Roof Roof, he needs to live through one more Christmas"
GoFundMe by Bucko January 14, 2020
America's largest health care provider.
Dude, I just got my appendix removed. My hospital bill is $200,000!

- Hope you aren't insured with GoFundMe!
GoFundMe by Pilotodes February 6, 2019

GOFUNDME.com/Tling te 

Please help the poor and broke by going to GOFUNDME.COM/Tling te
A site which people fund themselves or others. It can be a site where people post weird shit.

For example go to gofundme.com and type shovels for mexicans to dig under trumps wall.
Can help support the wall at gofundme
lets go help these poor mexicans at go fund me
GoFundMe by Cup Pong King January 27, 2019
A site used to donate money to people that need it
Lopez was in a car accident and didn't have enough money for hospital bills so he set up a gofundme to help him.
GoFundMe by TompsonGraal December 26, 2018
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