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Goofundum 

When an extremely attractive female/male, is in a relationship with a very goofy or unattractive male/female. Commonly referred to as "out of one's league."

This word and definition combo was invented back in 2002. We were at Virginia Beach, hanging out. We noticed that all of the attractive females, were with very goofy/unattractive men. At this time, the men were carrying a pizza, which apparently helped them out. This definition has since evolved, as the lesser attractive of the two people now do not necessarily have a pizza with them.
Person A "How did Kim end up with Johnny? She is so hot, and look at him!"

Person B "Yep, that's goofundum at its finest!"
Goofundum by Jund3r December 19, 2012
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Goomfuldumph 

Curse word used by Hinklebelt and Trillien Berry(who may or may not exist) can be used at random in speech just to improve ur point.
Goomfuldumph.
Goomfuldumph by Trillien June 13, 2021
A website that mostly consist of ten year old kids who think they have come up with a new revolutionary way to hold ice cream, broke teenagers that are to lazy to get a job so they have other people do it for them, and then you will find the very rare portion of gofundme with actual people who actualy need money so their dog doesn't die of butthole cancer.
10 Year Old: "Im gonna make a gofundme so that I can buy a new fortnite skin yay"
17 Year Old: "I can't afford groceries, fuck it ill make a go fund me"
44 Year Old Woman: " Please help my dear old Roof Roof, he needs to live through one more Christmas"
GoFundMe by Bucko January 14, 2020
America's largest health care provider.
Dude, I just got my appendix removed. My hospital bill is $200,000!

- Hope you aren't insured with GoFundMe!
GoFundMe by Pilotodes February 6, 2019

GOFUNDME.com/Tling te 

Please help the poor and broke by going to GOFUNDME.COM/Tling te
A site which people fund themselves or others. It can be a site where people post weird shit.

For example go to gofundme.com and type shovels for mexicans to dig under trumps wall.
Can help support the wall at gofundme
lets go help these poor mexicans at go fund me
GoFundMe by Cup Pong King January 27, 2019
A site used to donate money to people that need it
Lopez was in a car accident and didn't have enough money for hospital bills so he set up a gofundme to help him.
GoFundMe by TompsonGraal December 26, 2018
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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