goofies

Groupies who seek the company of male standup comedians. True to form, they are usually fairly goofy looking.

I haven't been laid since I started doing standup comedy,aside from a few random goofies. I gotta learn how to play guitar!

goofies by Dezrespect May 12, 2007

goofies

A slang term used to describe a retard. Official meeting places include wal-mart and Career center. Primary retards in history include Tim Allen, Ash Ketchum and Spencer.

God that goofie is retarded as hell.
Spencer you goofie!

goofies by 3n! January 10, 2005

Goofies

"Goofies" are what you call any group of people. It can also be used to describe the type of people in a group. "Goofies" is used the same way rappers use the n-word, except it is not racist and is more playful.

Characteristics of "goofies" include; stupidity, ignorance, lit, haters.

"Goofies" can literally refer to any group of people, no matter what characteristics they hold.

The popularity of the word "goofies" is traced back to the Buffalo-rapper, Lil Burbi. Lil Burbi adopted the term from Chicagoan drug dealers, who use the word to describe an ignorant or stupid customer. Burbi put his own meaning to the word by using it to refer to any group of people.

Calhoun: "Yo, you tryna go bool with some of the guys from school down at the basketball courts?"
Burbi: "Nah, them boys is a bunch of goofies."
Calhoun: "Word!"

Goofies by Ya_Diggg April 5, 2017

Goofies

A crowd of dumb ass (as in common sense slow) people

Y'all really believed that?

Mannnn Y'all a bunch of goofies

Goofies by Da2xs July 29, 2018

Goofies

Plural noun of goofy.

More than in goofy.

It’s alotta goofies in yo circles.

Goofies by Heymisslady May 6, 2021

High goofies 

'High goofies' is an alternative to 'High winds', derivative of the well-known Disney character Goofy ('goofies' being the plural). The character is generally associated with the wind, so any mention of him during weather talk refers to that.

EXAMPLE 1
Weather Reporter: "We'll be experiencing high goofies today, so hold on tightly to your hats!"

EXAMPLE 2
Friend: "There is a lot of goofy around here... You should put on a coat."

High goofies by spectacularbeethekid September 23, 2023

goosies

Goose bumps

When Gibson gives his Braveheart speech about freedom I get the goosies and my nipples get hard.

goosies by Adaymnimfine September 18, 2013