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When you innocently use Google to search for something and you end up getting a porn or fetish website.
Kelly: "In a nostalgia moment i searched for a picture of wrist slappers from our childhood and got a weird fetish website."
Will: "Yea, you totally got goobushed"
Goobushed by Jamminator#1 July 14, 2011
When a man repetitively masturbates, specifically laying on his back while his ejaculation all ends up in his bush, in which he doesn't shower or clean himself up for an extended period of time leaving his bush to turn into a sticky gooey mess.

Also done to women with extreme semen fetishes that generally don't take care of themselves downstairs and like the smell of large quantities of old semen stuck in there bush. Some of which actually pick pieces off and eat.
Dude, Matt stinks so bad!
Yea I know apparently he never showers and is totally in "Goobushing."

Man! That chick paid us $50 each to just cum in her bush and she smelt like rotting flesh!
Yea she's a total Goobush you should probably get tested!
GooBush by FisterNation January 26, 2020

Goodybug 

a goodybug is someone who is constantly bugging. It is a more extreme version of the term "a bug." Can also be used a term of endearment for a very close friend familiar with the term.
Shane: "yo why isn't Caroline sending me the homework?"
Connor: "yeah she's straight buggin.'"
Matt: "yea bro she's such a goodybug."
Goodybug by cake_1616 October 31, 2021
Common online slang for goodbyesndue as it is a common typo. Similar to finna.
Goodybes Long
goodybes by RaviMartin August 11, 2026
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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