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When a man repetitively masturbates, specifically laying on his back while his ejaculation all ends up in his bush, in which he doesn't shower or clean himself up for an extended period of time leaving his bush to turn into a sticky gooey mess.

Also done to women with extreme semen fetishes that generally don't take care of themselves downstairs and like the smell of large quantities of old semen stuck in there bush. Some of which actually pick pieces off and eat.
Dude, Matt stinks so bad!
Yea I know apparently he never showers and is totally in "Goobushing."

Man! That chick paid us $50 each to just cum in her bush and she smelt like rotting flesh!
Yea she's a total Goobush you should probably get tested!
GooBush by FisterNation January 26, 2020
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Half way between a goober and a dingus. Not quite a dingus, but more goofy than a goober.
Man, that Ethan kid is a real Goobus.
Goobus by Goobmaster66 February 16, 2017
A huge idiot
Variation of a "Goof"
You can't sit with us, you goobus
Goobus by Caitlinsara May 30, 2018

goobusted 

had sexual intercourse with
I goobusted that bitch.
I was goobusted by that bastard.
goobusted by Alex Mixon September 6, 2004

goobyshnoobywaawaa poopopooo 

wow that's quite a goobyshnoobywaawaa poopopoooo! nice one!
A similar species to the wehraboo or the tankie, the Goobus is the kind of person who thinks that Blue-haired pronoun-havers are all that’s wrong with society, or that the world would be better if the Nazis won. The Goobus can usually be found at talking about why a certain dictatorship or imperialist regime is/was the coolest and the best.
John is such a goobus, he thinks that he’s “based and redpilled”

doobus goobus 

An embarrasment to all newgrounders alike. Would always hog the front page for some shitty Friday Night Funkin animation that took four days to make.
guy 1: Dude I took one billion days to make this animation but this doobus goobus guy keeps hogging the front page

guy 2: wow what a bad man
doobus goobus by Synthgolly January 24, 2022
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