Goodnorting
Goodnorting by Alo Universal August 25, 2025
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Goodmorningwood
A move that allows you to flirt on multiple levels at the same time. The move where a guy is going to/from the bathroom wearing only a towel or boxers and charmingly chats up a girl in the morning with a prominent semi, as if he's totally oblivious to what's going on below the belt. She thinks it's morning wood, but takes a peek to see the size and extent. If the girl notices it, giggles, and keeps enjoying the conversation, she's down now that he's simultaneously broached the subject and tempted her with the goods. Best if you are not small of package.
Works best in dorms and hostels, especially when there isn't much time for the hookup to happen. Also, should only really be performed in the morning.
Works best in dorms and hostels, especially when there isn't much time for the hookup to happen. Also, should only really be performed in the morning.
"Dude, I saw how she locked you down at that party. Didn't you guys only meet this morning?"
"Hell yeah. She told me that she thought I was decent, but once she saw my boner, it was only a matter of time before she wanted on, she couldn't stop thinking about what I was packing underneath."
"You pulled off the Goodmorningwood? Wow. It's hard to pull off, but when it works, it just works."
"Hell yeah. She told me that she thought I was decent, but once she saw my boner, it was only a matter of time before she wanted on, she couldn't stop thinking about what I was packing underneath."
"You pulled off the Goodmorningwood? Wow. It's hard to pull off, but when it works, it just works."
Goodmorningwood by orangeyouentertained August 25, 2013
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goodmorning usa by ur favorite girl July 28, 2022
GoodNooning
What you tell someone when it is exactly noon. 12:00pm
Good Afternoon is AFTER.
Good Morning is BEFORE.
So what about when its on the dot ?!
GOOD NOONING !
Good Afternoon is AFTER.
Good Morning is BEFORE.
So what about when its on the dot ?!
GOOD NOONING !
*wake up & look at the clock*
Clock: 12:00pm
*text bestfriend, boyfriend, whoever*
: goodnooning ! :)
Friend: goodmorning !
You: noo, goodnooning !
Clock: 12:00pm
*text bestfriend, boyfriend, whoever*
: goodnooning ! :)
Friend: goodmorning !
You: noo, goodnooning !
GoodNooning by danikaxlynn June 1, 2011
Tuesday Goodmorning
Tuesday Goodmorning by Chacaron December 17, 2008
goodsnorting
goodsnorting by holyrail720 December 6, 2011
Goodmorning, and Godbless
"Man, I always start off my day with a howto fupa video and a Goodmorning, and Godbless. It helps keep my luscious."
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