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Goodmorningwood 

A move that allows you to flirt on multiple levels at the same time. The move where a guy is going to/from the bathroom wearing only a towel or boxers and charmingly chats up a girl in the morning with a prominent semi, as if he's totally oblivious to what's going on below the belt. She thinks it's morning wood, but takes a peek to see the size and extent. If the girl notices it, giggles, and keeps enjoying the conversation, she's down now that he's simultaneously broached the subject and tempted her with the goods. Best if you are not small of package.

Works best in dorms and hostels, especially when there isn't much time for the hookup to happen. Also, should only really be performed in the morning.
"Dude, I saw how she locked you down at that party. Didn't you guys only meet this morning?"
"Hell yeah. She told me that she thought I was decent, but once she saw my boner, it was only a matter of time before she wanted on, she couldn't stop thinking about what I was packing underneath."
"You pulled off the Goodmorningwood? Wow. It's hard to pull off, but when it works, it just works."

goodmorning usa 

i got a feeling that its gonna be wonderful day..
bob: goodmorning usa..
jake: bob.. u have been saying that for 3 days in a row.

goodlooking 

"goodlooking yo, i really needed that"
goodlooking by relientk762 November 17, 2006

un-goodlooking 

When someone or something just is not good looking... not necessarily unattractive, just not good looking. Definately relates to the term ungood, although not really surfer-kid in origin.
That guy is so un-goodlooking
un-goodlooking by Starla January 25, 2006

Skank Goodlooking 

a male or female that is considered by most to be skanky but is good looking enough to date or sleep with but for only a short time or one night. Not a person you would like to marry or bring home to meet the family. One Night stand worthy.
Guy; " I met this girl last night"
Guy 2; "did you bang her?"
Guy; " yea"

Guy 2; "was she hot"
Guy; " She was Skank goodlooking"
Guy; "oh so you won't call her today"

Guy 2;" yea"
Skank Goodlooking by The_Duse January 18, 2011

Dan Goodlooking 

Simply put... A man on such a high level of being the ideal soulmate, purely perfect in everyway for all the women on the planet Earth. His ethics always consistantly improving and naturally tower far above and beyond what all other ordinary men can only dream of.
The 2nd Brother: 'Daniel is so Dan Goodlooking, he makes me feel like a complete failure and I'm doomed to be nothing better than just the one who may be barely be lucky enough to get 2nd place.'