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a humble dominant being who glays the nicecas and blays the gaes and provides power to the ca's in the form of gooblayer fluid also known as gfuel
Ryujin was gooblayed by gooblayer for being gae
gooblayer by vhnum July 1, 2021

googlateral damage 

the damage to a persons reputation incurred by google search results
I changed the spelling of my last name to minimize googlateral damage.
googlateral damage by Paulina Albamar November 20, 2011

Googlate 

A way of saying "Google Translate". Often used as a verb. One who uses Google Translate to decipher what his/her second language speaking friends are saying, is said be using Googlate.
Example 1
Guy: Dude, how did you know what my Facebook status said? It was in Russian.

Dude: I used Googlate.

Example 2
Girl: Ugh! My friend keeps sending me texts in another language. It pisses me off cause I've told her I don't speak Croatian.

Chick: Just use Googlate. You'll be speaking the language in no time... Or at least understanding it... Kinda.
Googlate by EchoElite26 November 20, 2010

godwater 

A term allegedly invented by Amir Blumenfeld in the Jake and Amir episode "Soup Kitchen" to describe vodka.
You showed up completely high. You were handing out water bottles filled with vodka and shouting "One free bottle of godwater to anybody who goes home right now and skips dinner."
~ Jake Hurwitz
godwater by Rima Delmunbelf January 6, 2012

goodafterble constanoon 

A greeting used by an intoxicated individual upon encountering a police constable.
Policeman: 'Had anything to drink today, sir?'
Drunk Person: 'Aw chur chur, goodafterble constanoon!'
goodafterble constanoon by Pedroc February 27, 2008

Goldwaterpilled 

When you find out Barry Goldwater was a lifetime member of the NAACP
Barry Goldwater was a lifetime member of the NAACP and started the Arizona chapter?? Wtf I’m Goldwaterpilled
Goldwaterpilled by FamousPoet December 23, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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