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Good Ass and Bad Ass Days

Good Ass Days - When a days goes perfectly from the way you wake up in the morning to how you go to sleep. During a Good Ass Day, multiple series of good ass events will take place that will keep a smile on your face.

Bad Ass Days - A day so fucking bad you might want to shoot yourself just so your brain will erase the memory of that day. These days suck so much ass it's like, what the fuck happened?
Examples for good ass and bad ass days

GAD: Me: I took the greatest shit of my life this morning, had some tasty ass breakfasts, got a raise at work, saw a marathon of G.I. Joe, and beat the shit out of Godzilla at the arcades today!

Friend: Damn son, you must have a good ass day!

BAD: Me: I took the worst shit ever, it didn't fully come up and I had to force my ass to keep reswallowing it, I caught my girlfriend getting fucked by my dog, fucking Nickelodeon played a marathon of Captain Planet, and my entire family forgot my birthday today :'(

Friend: Damn son, your day fucking sucked, I guess you had a pretty badass day.

Me: No dude, I had a bad ASS day :(

the good times and the bad ones

an amaizing album by why don’t we (hottest and best people on the face of the earth!) self produced and written. anyway go stream it (if its out yet) and enjoy the rest of your life, thanks. 🥰
Nina: have you heard why don’t we’s new album “the good times and the bad ones”?
Danél: YES! I love Zach!
Nina: ayeeeee! I love Daniel!

ROLL THE BAD AND GOOD (Roblox btw) 

inhales in and out: it... has its moment, good and bad, it just the community, think it sucks, why? it ban Rubin SIM for you know the blood damage indicator? that's why they banned him. me? i personally, DONT GIVE A FRICK, as long as there's enjoyable games, I'm happy
ROLL THE BAD AND GOOD (Roblox btw)

the good the bad and the ugly 

The coolest most awsome western (movie) ever made starring Clint Eastwood (The baddest motherfucker ever), Lee van Cleef (Also pretty badass) and Tuco. Directed by a fat guy called Sergio Leone who also made some other westerns with an equally badass Clint Eastwood. You thought Dirty Harry was badass? Well wait 'till you see this cigar smoking, gun firing universal badass kick peoples asses. With his hands.
Best western ever made. (Except for The Searchers starring John Wayne)
clint eastwood, lee van cleef, eli wallach, sergio leone, movie, film, badass, gun, john wayne, the searchers, director, actor, classic, the good the bad and the ugly

Bad to the bad people and good to the good people

OPE! THERE IT IS! 😮🫵 THERE'S HIS RELIGION! YOU SEE IT!?
Hym "Oooooooh! That explains it! The 'Good people' are ALLOWED to commit genocide and if they have to genocide you then, well, it's a tragedy but we're (The jewz) are just being bad to the bad people and good to the good people! That's all! Ok. I get it now. So if Hilter had been one of the 'Good people' (Which is just a euphemism for a Jew) it would have been fine. That's their entire racket at this point. Jews are the good people and they are allpwed to do whatever they want to people with people who have 'antithetical values' or 'aren't willing to be subordinated by Jews.' That's all it is. That's what makes the religion poisonous. It allows delusional, solipsistic fucks like this piece of shit to do whatever he wants, get away with it, and feel good about himself afterwards. The whole thing needs to go!"

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Spaghetti western directed by Sergio Leone. Carries the iconic "whistle" and theme music that most people know today. Leone got the idea from hearing a coyote howl. Most of the credit for this film should go to Eli Wallach for his performance as Tuco.
If you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.
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square grouper

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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