gooch grab Share definition Flag When one grabs the gooch, aka the taint of male. Taint referring to the are between one's ass and balls. Dude, I swear to Christ that i'll gooch grab you if you do that again. gooch grab by Jordan Reindl March 2, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the gooch grab mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch