Skip to main content

Goobervision 

When one's perception of the world is dumb or ignorant.
Dude, that 24 pack of La Cervaza has really gave you goobervision if you believe that the Lakers are not going to win the finals this year.
Goobervision by bru2586320 April 13, 2009

Gooberism 

Any act which is purposefully commited to promote laughter or humour, but unfortunately, makes the speaker look as though they are intellectually equivalent to a door-knob.
Goober: "Jenny is such a wench, who would ever think that going bald is an attractive look for a girl?"
John replies: "Jenny has cancer you door-knob. She didn't shave her head because she thought it looked good. What did you say you majored in at unversity again, gooberisms?"
Gooberism by PoulterGEIST November 13, 2010

goobershag 

A nerdy/dorky/geeky fellow who is nonoetheless unconventionally attractive and adorably awkward. Examples may include David Thewlis, Elijah Wood, Jimmy Fallon, Dominic Monaghan, and Rhett Miller c. '95.
He's such an adorable goobershag!
goobershag by Scotty N. Kirk August 20, 2005

gooberish 

Gooberish means someone or something is silly
Mason took a gooberish amount of time to get back to me
gooberish by Stormbehr October 3, 2017

Goobergiser 

You are a Goobergiser
Goobergiser by MATADIO December 9, 2003

Goobershnoper 

A sharp object impaling someone in their eye.
If you don't stop I will goobershnoper you!
Goobershnoper by Jack Jennings April 1, 2011