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goobershag 

A nerdy/dorky/geeky fellow who is nonoetheless unconventionally attractive and adorably awkward. Examples may include David Thewlis, Elijah Wood, Jimmy Fallon, Dominic Monaghan, and Rhett Miller c. '95.
He's such an adorable goobershag!
goobershag by Scotty N. Kirk August 20, 2005
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Goobershag 

Goobershag - 1. Noun. A highly attractive geeky, nerdy, or dorky individual. Most are unconventionally good looking with shy, awkward social skills, which add to their adorability. 2. exclamation. Yelled, sighed, moaned or whimpered when one sees a goobershag.
Examples of goobershags include the following: David Thewlis,Elijah Wood,Rivers Cuomo,Seth Green,Jimmy Fallon,Dominic Monaghan and anyone who works at or for NASA.
" Did you go to that Weezer concert last week? Rivers is a total goobershag."
Goobershag by Kirk N. Scotty July 25, 2008

Goobersaurus Rex 

The epitome of goober. Someone who is a total goober and can't hide their maximum Goober-ness.
My girlfriend is a Goobersaurus Rex! She is just a giant goofball weirdo!
Goobersaurus Rex by McGooberkins December 7, 2012

goobersnatch

complete goofball, nut, dingbat, etc.
Don't be such a goobersnatch!
goobersnatch by Zimmi April 14, 2005

goobersnatch

You are such a goobersnatch!
goobersnatch by Zimmi April 14, 2005

Goobersnake 

Goobersnake is slang for a penis, cock, dick, etc.
"That girl told me Mike M. has a small goobersnake."
Goobersnake by TG489 February 4, 2010

Goobershnoper 

A sharp object impaling someone in their eye.
If you don't stop I will goobershnoper you!
Goobershnoper by Jack Jennings April 1, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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