Goober Butt

The sweaty, itchy, slimy feeling one gets in their butt after strenuous exercise such as running or any other type of aerobic activity.

Roman- "Hey Pete, you got any napkins on ya?"

Pete- "No. What for??"

Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."

Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."

Goober Butt by Leave the gun take the cannoli April 12, 2009

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goober butt

ridiculous nickname given by a rambling fool when trying to force closeness and trust with someone they've slept with

"Ramblin Ro called her Goober Butt..."
"after only one week of sex"
"yup, bitch wants closeness"

goober butt by jame_the_blame December 12, 2005

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Related Words

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goober butt

dimples on the female buttocks which resemble the demples on a peanut shell

That rearend used to be so firm, now its a goober butt.

goober butt by playmoresinatra July 7, 2014

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goober butter

stuff that comes out of a peen

Carla: Have you seen jacks goober butter picture?
Jenna:OMG!!!Noo???

goober butter by goober butter creater April 26, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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