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Goober Butt

The sweaty, itchy, slimy feeling one gets in their butt after strenuous exercise such as running or any other type of aerobic activity.
Roman- "Hey Pete, you got any napkins on ya?"

Pete- "No. What for??"

Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."

Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."
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goober butt

ridiculous nickname given by a rambling fool when trying to force closeness and trust with someone they've slept with
"Ramblin Ro called her Goober Butt..."
"after only one week of sex"
"yup, bitch wants closeness"
goober butt by jame_the_blame December 12, 2005

goober butt

dimples on the female buttocks which resemble the demples on a peanut shell
That rearend used to be so firm, now its a goober butt.

goober butter 

stuff that comes out of a peen
Carla: Have you seen jacks goober butter picture?
Jenna:OMG!!!Noo???
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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