goo baby

a male who is splooged upon as a joke

malcom is a goo baby

by Cory Haim September 9, 2007

goo baby

A baby conceived through anal sex.

I had anal sex with my girlfriend and now we're gonna have a goo baby.

by tBoned October 18, 2008

Goo Goo Baby

It is what it is

I’ll do the dishes just like goo goo baby
Goo goo baby any time anywhere
Make me a sandwich just like goo goo baby

by Goo Goo Baby Milkman November 14, 2022

goo goo baby

Some one who cry's or complains about every thing

Nick is a goo goo baby

by big bertram January 27, 2015

Baby Goo

The stuff that comes out of a woman's pussy after her water breaks. It's the first signs of Going inta labor.

"It is a good plan until her water breaks all over Robert De Niro's shoes. (Mimicking) "My Shoes! Hey, there's all this baby goo on it!"

by Jedi_Master July 2, 2008

Goo Goo Lleyton Baby

A "Goo Goo Lleyton Baby" is someone who is such a massive tard that it is incomprehensible to the human mind. This person or persons is so unbelievably oblivious to their surroundings that they would not survive on their own. "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" usually travel in packs, but they are most deadly when alone. Without the help of their fellow "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" backing them up, whatever may come out of their mouth will be the stupidest, most incomprehensible shit you will ever have the displeasure of hearing. They will refuse to do basic tasks, like Among Us, they will fail to live if they do not abuse the pity of others. They need help with everything from eating, to shitting. These poor excuses of lifeforms are so inconceivably useless that you could go your entire life without realizing that they ever did anything for you. "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" serve no purpose to humankind and will do their best to be the worst, dumbest, smelliest, ball farter you will ever meet.

Michael : "Go clean it up"
Lleyton : "But I didn't do it"
Michael : "Uh huh yeah you did you tard"
Joe : "You're such a goo goo Lleyton baby, get off your ass."

by BobbyBoy0913 January 7, 2022

Goo goo babies

Baby talking with your partner or another person cause you like being babied

Bf: “Can we do goo goo babies”

Gf: “Of course my baby, mommy’s here”

by me0w_13 August 9, 2025