13 Year Old Girl:"I think I have a Gonya stuck in my vagina"
Whomever: "Does it smell like depression and broken dreams"
13 yo Girl: "Only when I walk next to my sofa"

Gonya by Michael Swaim wannabe May 29, 2010

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gonyea • Gonyeau • Gonya • Goneafied • Goneass • goneaway2 • Gonoyeaherpisyphilaids • Gonyays • Gonye • Gonzeackle

goneaway2

The ground breaking, chart topping, boundary smashing single released by ledgendary band Azrail in October 2004.

"the solo at 311 sounds like a homosexual woopie cushion"

goneaway2 by A Corpse December 1, 2004

Gonzeackle

A person who is always messing, scutting, codding or acting the maggot or behaving stupidly, all in a funny manner. Someone who is always taking the piss and laughing at others misfortune, and takes no responsibility.

That lad is acting like a pure gonzeackle.

Gonzeackle by TommyTorshenagh September 7, 2011

Gonoyeaherpisyphilaids

n. When a man or woman simultaneously contracts Gonorrhea, some form of yeast infection, Herpes, Syphilis, and AIDS from sexual intercourse with one person.

(GON-a-ya-HERP-a-SIF-el-AIDS)

Did you hear that Amy contracted Gonoyeaherpisyphilaids when she had sex with John?

Gonoyeaherpisyphilaids by caspergrl04 October 28, 2005

Gonyays

Gonyays is a word that can be used in any context. It was a word made by two girls that can have any meaning you want. In order to use this word you have to put the first letter in the word you want infront of the word. It is pronounced Gone-Yays

If you would want to say 'Hi' to somebody you would say 'Hgonyays!'

Gonyays by gonyays April 30, 2022

Gonyeau

A majestic flying tiger who will destroy you anally if you ever cross him.

Bradley is one who will be receiving the destroying from Gonyeau

Gonyeau by Blackpeople February 25, 2015

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026