Gony is slang for Gay Tony, he is a short man about 5 feet tall and 100 pounds wet. A Gony is not only homosexual but also creepy. He waits for little boys to ask them how there day was and then he fucks them.

Nick: yo man did you see that kid?!
Bill: yeah man I think that was a Gony
Nick: oh shit man we better go before he fucks our assholes
Bill: he is a force to be reckoned with

Gony by nick gurballs October 28, 2019

Related Words

Gony • Gonya • Gonyays • Gonye • gonyea • Gonyeau

Gony

An absolute chad

"Hey, A gony is arriving in town, better hide yo' bitches"

Gony by Daddunotdaddy November 22, 2021

Gonya

A pudgy Muskrat who ejaculates into his own couch, thinking that it is an drunken underage girl

13 Year Old Girl:"I think I have a Gonya stuck in my vagina"
Whomever: "Does it smell like depression and broken dreams"
13 yo Girl: "Only when I walk next to my sofa"

Gonya by Michael Swaim wannabe May 29, 2010

gonyea

A term used to describe a sexy bitch who is fantastic in bed.

A.) - How was that chick you picked up last night?
B) - dude, she was a total gonyea!

gonyea by Trinacakes January 10, 2008

Gonyays

Gonyays is a word that can be used in any context. It was a word made by two girls that can have any meaning you want. In order to use this word you have to put the first letter in the word you want infront of the word. It is pronounced Gone-Yays

If you would want to say 'Hi' to somebody you would say 'Hgonyays!'

Gonyays by gonyays April 30, 2022

Gonyeau

A majestic flying tiger who will destroy you anally if you ever cross him.

Bradley is one who will be receiving the destroying from Gonyeau

Gonyeau by Blackpeople February 25, 2015

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026