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The offspring of a goat and a pony.
You know what would be the sweetest pet ever? If a goat and a pony mated, you'd have a gony
Gony by 785to718 June 17, 2009
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Gony is slang for Gay Tony, he is a short man about 5 feet tall and 100 pounds wet. A Gony is not only homosexual but also creepy. He waits for little boys to ask them how there day was and then he fucks them.
Nick: yo man did you see that kid?!
Bill: yeah man I think that was a Gony
Nick: oh shit man we better go before he fucks our assholes
Bill: he is a force to be reckoned with
Gony by nick gurballs October 28, 2019
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Gony Gonya Gonyays Gonye gonyea Gonyeau
An absolute chad
"Hey, A gony is arriving in town, better hide yo' bitches"
Gony by Daddunotdaddy November 22, 2021
A pudgy Muskrat who ejaculates into his own couch, thinking that it is an drunken underage girl
13 Year Old Girl:"I think I have a Gonya stuck in my vagina"
Whomever: "Does it smell like depression and broken dreams"
13 yo Girl: "Only when I walk next to my sofa"
A term used to describe a sexy bitch who is fantastic in bed.

A.) - How was that chick you picked up last night?
B) - dude, she was a total gonyea!
gonyea by Trinacakes January 10, 2008
Gonyays is a word that can be used in any context. It was a word made by two girls that can have any meaning you want. In order to use this word you have to put the first letter in the word you want infront of the word. It is pronounced Gone-Yays
If you would want to say 'Hi' to somebody you would say 'Hgonyays!'
Gonyays by gonyays April 30, 2022
A majestic flying tiger who will destroy you anally if you ever cross him.
Bradley is one who will be receiving the destroying from Gonyeau
Gonyeau by Blackpeople February 25, 2015
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