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Dennis Gonzalves 

Born February 16, 1893 in Huanda, South Cambodia, Dennis is a mythical creature. He played during the SCAB era of baseball during all the strikes, and was not that great. He died October 13, 1995, after he was released by the Athletics. Actual cause of death is uknown, however it is percieved to be heartbreak. He was resurrected May 14, 2004, just in time to coach his new highschool baseball team. Know for hand picking the award winning "coaches" Jeff Huber and Randall Moen. He is a "coach" rofl lol haha lmao lofl rotffl lmnao piece of shit.
Dennis Gonzalves is super duper.
Dennis Gonzalves by CRAPPYPLAYER September 28, 2006

Goncalves 

1.Portuguese men who have large penises.
2.Smart Jocks who know how to seal the deal with any girl they get with. They are bound to grow up to have successful lives.
3.Common last name of portugal equal to smith in the US.
Wow you may be black but you aren't a Goncalves.
Goncalves by Daniel Goncalves February 23, 2008
A type of ninja that collects pandas.
"Dude, guess what happened to me last night?"
"What?"
"My pet panda was stolen by a Gonsalves. Man, they're sneaky!"
Gonsalves by ninja_girl77 October 24, 2009

Society of David Goncalves 

A small international group for men named David Goncalves.
White American David Goncalves is cute, but I masturbate to black German David Goncalves
Society of David Goncalves by Meli February 4, 2004

Gonsalvez 

To be abnormally homosexual but fantastic at hiding it. If you hear the saying "I'm horny"
in the shower lock the door and cover your rectum
i almost got Gonsalvezed in the showa
Gonsalvez by Squirt Cronn April 4, 2009