Gonsalves
"Dude, guess what happened to me last night?"
"What?"
"My pet panda was stolen by a Gonsalves. Man, they're sneaky!"
"What?"
"My pet panda was stolen by a Gonsalves. Man, they're sneaky!"
Gonsalves by ninja_girl77 October 24, 2009
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Gonsalves
the act of re-heating cold human shit in a microwave, then shaping it into the form of a penis and using it on your self to masturbate anally.
Tom : hey man what did you do last night?
Mike : i was pretty lonely so i put on some porn and pulled a gonsalves
Tom : oh wow man, thats fuckin gross
Mike : i was pretty lonely so i put on some porn and pulled a gonsalves
Tom : oh wow man, thats fuckin gross
Gonsalves by TOMMMMM yeah December 17, 2008
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Nerd Kid: "Dude Speedy Gonzales would annihilate Sonic the Hedgehog in a race!"
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."
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Born February 16, 1893 in Huanda, South Cambodia, Dennis is a mythical creature. He played during the SCAB era of baseball during all the strikes, and was not that great. He died October 13, 1995, after he was released by the Athletics. Actual cause of death is uknown, however it is percieved to be heartbreak. He was resurrected May 14, 2004, just in time to coach his new highschool baseball team. Know for hand picking the award winning "coaches" Jeff Huber and Randall Moen. He is a "coach" rofl lol haha lmao lofl rotffl lmnao piece of shit.
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