"Dude, guess what happened to me last night?"
"What?"
"My pet panda was stolen by a Gonsalves. Man, they're sneaky!"
"What?"
"My pet panda was stolen by a Gonsalves. Man, they're sneaky!"
by ninja_girl77 October 24, 2009
Get the Gonsalves mug.the act of re-heating cold human shit in a microwave, then shaping it into the form of a penis and using it on your self to masturbate anally.
Tom : hey man what did you do last night?
Mike : i was pretty lonely so i put on some porn and pulled a gonsalves
Tom : oh wow man, thats fuckin gross
Mike : i was pretty lonely so i put on some porn and pulled a gonsalves
Tom : oh wow man, thats fuckin gross
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Danny Gonzales is a youtuber, singer, songwriter and legal pumpkin. He is also the head of the cul- I mean... army, Greg.
by Skittle S November 14, 2018
Get the Danny Gonzales mug.Disgusting but effective bathroom prank. The Sloppy Gonzales is performed by wiping your ass on toilet paper after a particularly messy shit and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. Also effective on sink faucets as well. A perfect companion piece to the greasy pablo and the upper decker.
As I proceeded to take a wicked shit at the party, some rude guy kept pounding on the door and telling me to "hurry the fuck up," so I left the asshole a Sloppy Gonzales before departing.
by Rollo & Biff January 9, 2008
Get the Sloppy Gonzales mug.Sychophantic former White House counsel, later appointed by President Bush to be Attorney General of the United States. He is notable for being perhaps the country's only AG who has so completely and consistently disregarded the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Alberto Gonzales is infamous for stonewalling Congressional oversight and investigative meetings by repeatedly dodging pointed questions by saying "that's classified." His dismissal of concerns about illegal wiretapping and illegal extraordinary rendition makes him widely regarded as the worst AG in history.
A secret 2002 Justice Department memorandum cleared by Alberto Gonzales argued that laws prohibiting torture do "not apply to the president's detention and interrogation of enemy combatants", and that the pain caused by interrogation must include "injury such as death, organ failure, or serious impairment of body functions — in order to constitute torture." - Wikipedia
by el_che April 25, 2006
Get the Alberto Gonzales mug.Speedy Gonzales, "the fastest mouse in all Mexico", is an animated cartoon mouse from the Warner Brothers Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons. Speedy's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot.
Speedy Gonzales is also brothers with the most famous Skeeter mouse of all time Skeety Gonzales. Skeety Gonzales was trained by the great Skeet Magee.
Speedy Gonzales is also brothers with the most famous Skeeter mouse of all time Skeety Gonzales. Skeety Gonzales was trained by the great Skeet Magee.
Nerd Kid: "Dude Speedy Gonzales would annihilate Sonic the Hedgehog in a race!"
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."
by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008
Get the Speedy Gonzales mug.Born February 16, 1893 in Huanda, South Cambodia, Dennis is a mythical creature. He played during the SCAB era of baseball during all the strikes, and was not that great. He died October 13, 1995, after he was released by the Athletics. Actual cause of death is uknown, however it is percieved to be heartbreak. He was resurrected May 14, 2004, just in time to coach his new highschool baseball team. Know for hand picking the award winning "coaches" Jeff Huber and Randall Moen. He is a "coach" rofl lol haha lmao lofl rotffl lmnao piece of shit.
Dennis Gonzalves is super duper.
by CRAPPYPLAYER September 28, 2006
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