If someone gets shot with a cannon ball and flies into the ocean, he’s fucking gondel
When someone gets shot to shut by a battleship AA gun, they’re fucking gondel

Lenny: “did you hear about that guy that got shot 15 times with a shotgun”?
Bruce: “ohh yeah he’s fuckin gondel”

Gondel by Infernofuckface October 26, 2020

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GonderSon

Doing Something In-between The Ages of 41 and 67

Yo bro you gonna gonderson tonight

GonderSon by maximus gonderson August 8, 2025

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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