gomco
Since he received the gift of the gomco at birth he has never looked back. His gomco left him with a perfect ring of confidence and no tags of frenulum.
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Gomco Clamp
A fucking scary device used to circumcise a penis. Kinda looks like Satan's toenail clippers, or maybe some German masochist's stapler. Basically a vise specially shaped to fit a penis. Can exert up to 20,000 pounds of crushing force. Google it if you're curious -- and brave.
Gomco Clamp by Davidov K. March 28, 2007
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Gomdoongie
We must be in the shitty part of town man. What makes you say that? There's a shit ton of gomdoongies sitting on porches!
I'm tired of being mugged by gomdoongies all the time!
I'm tired of being mugged by gomdoongies all the time!
Gomdoongie by aceshigh_5 October 25, 2009
Gomora
Teacher-Bleep Gomora
Random classmate-" Omg br0 its Gamora, hes last name is Gamora hahaha"
Me- No its Gomora G,O
Random classmate-" No cap bro are you green?"
Me- dies inside
Exp2
Teacher- Put your first and last name on your Google doc
Me- I"nserts first name later inserts las name"
Google- Hey did you ment Gamora
Me- The day I lost my identity
Random person who's voting for defenitions to stay who probably ignored this- Hey why didint you make it funny and put curse words.
Me the only person on the universe with Gomora as their last name; If I add any curse words on this they will probably won't accept me to any college because how sedative people are and how they search for any website for anything with your personal info.
Internet stranger- oh ok I get it now
Random classmate-" Omg br0 its Gamora, hes last name is Gamora hahaha"
Me- No its Gomora G,O
Random classmate-" No cap bro are you green?"
Me- dies inside
Exp2
Teacher- Put your first and last name on your Google doc
Me- I"nserts first name later inserts las name"
Google- Hey did you ment Gamora
Me- The day I lost my identity
Random person who's voting for defenitions to stay who probably ignored this- Hey why didint you make it funny and put curse words.
Me the only person on the universe with Gomora as their last name; If I add any curse words on this they will probably won't accept me to any college because how sedative people are and how they search for any website for anything with your personal info.
Internet stranger- oh ok I get it now
Gomora by ShutUpCringe November 2, 2020
Gomboo
When you came over for the party last night with your coughing, hacking, sneezing, runny nose cold I caught your Gomboo.
Gomboo by Interstate Master January 5, 2011
Gomboli
An appropriate term used to distinguish a person who claims to know how to cook Italian food really good, but after tasting, it's "Gone Bad".
-Hey, did you hear Sara is going to cook some pasta tonight?
-Oh yea, good luck eating that GOMBOLI's dish!
-Oh yea, good luck eating that GOMBOLI's dish!
Gomboli by Brooklyn Ranger October 23, 2009
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