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Bloodless Day 

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass
I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!
Bloodless Day by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012

bloodless_475 

Awesome guy who plays apex and started YouTube to try and help the people that are in meed
O have u heard about bloodless_475 he is awesome
bloodless_475 by Bloodless_475 July 29, 2022

Bloodless cunt 

A step aunt who wants to have a say in family matters
Michaels step aunt is a bloodless cunt and has no say in family matters
Bloodless cunt by anonymous June 11, 2025

Bloodlust 

No one could escape the killer's bloodlust.

Bloodlust 

As of when it was released (February 20, 2018) this is the name of the hardest mega collaboration level in the game "Geometry dash", made by Quasar, Manix648, Xaro, Terron, Willy5000, Panman30, Havok, Namtar, Wabbit, NikroPlays, RealGoldenDash, TMNGaming and verified by Knobbelboy.

This level uses the song "At the speed of light" used by two other, famous levels; Bloodbath and Cataclysm. This level took 1.5 years to verify according to Knobbelboy

This level took Knobbelboy 121,296 attempts to beat, now being the level that has taken the most attempts to complete in geometry dash history. This includes 2 deaths at 97% and 1 death at 98%.

This level is hell themed, meaning that it tries to use alot of red, dark orange, and black and hell themed effects as much as possible. Bloodlust takes inspiration from many very well known levels, such as Sakupen hell, Bloodbath, Yatagarasu, Cataclysm and many other hell themed levels.
"damn bro Knobbelboy just verrified Bloodlust"
Bloodlust by games6789 June 4, 2018

Oudles and Boodles

An a extreme state of mind when you become so angry you go outside and scream at the clouds and throw handfuls of dogshit at random people. Common in Alaska
ARGH! I can't eat my vegtables when they are covered in gravy! Aunt Sarah you bitch-whore who cant cook, Oudles and Boodles !
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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