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The act of inserting two index fingers into an asshole whilst stretching outward.
What did you do on Saturday night?

I went to a wedding and clamped your cousin.
by Chubbsy December 10, 2013
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
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What Andre be doin to u niggas when we hoop
“He kinda clamping u up”
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An all female Japanese manga creators.

Often associated as God.
Have you seen the newest comic from Clamp?

OMGWTFBBQ!?!11 I didn't know God has already spoken!
by DoctorProctor January 11, 2009
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(1)To put pressure on someone. Unrelenting pressure like that of inescapable clamps.
(2)To literally place your robotic clamps on someone or something.
A. The bop' was still tryna act like she didn't have my money so I put the clamps on her n shook her down fo' it!
B. The Celtics put the clamps da Lakers 112-86 son !
C. "He's champin' for a clampin'." - Clamps, Futurama
D. "Gee, you think? You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity? shouting You're a freaking genius, you idiot!" - Clamps, Futurama
by jackpotATX June 16, 2011
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when a woman wraps lips and tongue
around a penis and gives a blow job..

"Clamp Me" is a request for a firm blow job.
by jimmydeann January 03, 2009
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A vagina so tight, you might as well fuck her ear.
I was making sweet love to Jen's clamp last night, long story short-my penis suffocated.
by Dong gobbler May 29, 2005
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