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The act of inserting two index fingers into an asshole whilst stretching outward.
What did you do on Saturday night?

I went to a wedding and clamped your cousin.
by Chubbsy December 10, 2013
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Jan 24 Word of the Day
1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government
Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
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by ecogoth January 01, 2021
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What Andre be doin to u niggas when we hoop
β€œHe kinda clamping u up”
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An all female Japanese manga creators.

Often associated as God.
Have you seen the newest comic from Clamp?

OMGWTFBBQ!?!11 I didn't know God has already spoken!
by DoctorProctor January 11, 2009
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(1)To put pressure on someone. Unrelenting pressure like that of inescapable clamps.
(2)To literally place your robotic clamps on someone or something.
A. The bop' was still tryna act like she didn't have my money so I put the clamps on her n shook her down fo' it!
B. The Celtics put the clamps da Lakers 112-86 son !
C. "He's champin' for a clampin'." - Clamps, Futurama
D. "Gee, you think? You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity? shouting You're a freaking genius, you idiot!" - Clamps, Futurama
by jackpotATX June 16, 2011
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when a woman wraps lips and tongue
around a penis and gives a blow job..

"Clamp Me" is a request for a firm blow job.
by jimmydeann January 03, 2009
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A vagina so tight, you might as well fuck her ear.
I was making sweet love to Jen's clamp last night, long story short-my penis suffocated.
by Dong gobbler May 29, 2005
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