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golumptios

A man taking the absolute piss. A man that can’t put in a full shift. A racist man. A man you don’t want your child to know. A reject of society. The hiding champion you do not seek this man
Gets promoted becomes a golumptios
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golumptios

A man taking the absolute piss. A man that can’t put in a full shift. A racist man. A man you don’t want your child to know. A reject of society. The hiding champion you do not seek this man
Gets promoted becomes a golumptios
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glumptious 

The Essex version of scrumptious made famous by Joey Essex,
This food was so sick and glumptious.
glumptious by WOTWOTComME November 21, 2013

galumptious 

Tip top. Good.
"That food was galumptious" said Joey
galumptious by Ivy Meadows November 21, 2013

Galumptious 

When you've been starving for a few days & finally have a meal, it's described as "Galumptious"... Others uses - A meal that Joey Essex has supplied for you or a friend.
Joey Essex " ah man, that meal was well Galumptious"

Kian Egan " Yo Jo, thanks for the Galumptious meal"
Galumptious by Yawaaan November 21, 2013

Glumptious 

Gary had a nice rack of glumptious balls
Glumptious by Garythegater April 29, 2021

Golumpkis 

Don't eat Golumpkis! We love you!
Golumpkis by Ivaaa December 19, 2010
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