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Glumpkin
Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)
Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.
Glumpkin by Steve Fron Superior January 20, 2009
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glumpkin
During the act of oral sex, one holds thier flatuence until the point of orgasm and then releases the fart while ejaculating
glumpkin by Swiss Cheddah January 11, 2008
Glumpkie
"I gave my boyfriend a glumpkie the other day! It seemed like it was really dangerous and offensive to the neighbors..."
Glumpkie by Chronitrontrontron October 27, 2011
glumpkin
yo my nigg the other day i was takeing my shit when your grandma walked in and delerious as she was she gave me a nasty glumpkin.
his nigg: WTF AWWWWWLLGHGFGHG mmhm,m dude wtf why... i think im gonna uhuh ..... i think i- im gonna go get one ill see ya later bro.
his nigg: WTF AWWWWWLLGHGFGHG mmhm,m dude wtf why... i think im gonna uhuh ..... i think i- im gonna go get one ill see ya later bro.
glumpkin by harry s taint September 22, 2011
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glumpkin by Steve From Superior January 20, 2009
Glumpkin
Wow dude!" "Last night totally rocked my socks off, because I finally got a glumpkin from your sister!
Glumpkin by xXJoHnNy Boy October 12, 2010
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