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goldsteined 

To get black out drunk after one beer. The best of the best will manage to get black out drunk five nights a week. Only to then attempt to sleep with every girl in the vicinity, when that fails, it's on to dudes.
Example #1:
Dude, I totally goldsteined last night!

Example #2:
Oh man, you've goldsteined five nights in a row now!
goldsteined by JewFanNOT April 4, 2010
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Goldsteined 

I did nothing wrong and got Goldsteined
Goldsteined by Shady24 February 12, 2024

Al Goldstein 

Al (Alvin) Goldstein was a Jewish Pornographer from New York, who is known for many of his print publication such as Screw, a weekly tabloid featuring pornographic content. Al Goldstein has been noted for normalizing hardcore pornography in the modern world. He was also known for his strong belief in the first amendment, which can be seen in all of his works and material, however for this he was arrested 19 times on obscenity charges.

In an authors post on The American Conservative, Rod Dreher mentions Al told him that he only got into the pornographic business as a kid due to his uncle bringing him to a whorehouse to 'break him in'. That set Al in motion for what he became. "That set the hook. It ruined his life. A ruined life - that's what Al Goldstein did with the years he was given. RIP."

In Al Goldstein's later years, he began having financial woes as in 2003 the screw was unable to make payroll. Many of his productions entered bankruptcy, he lost properties, became jobless, penniless and was even homeless. He got to a point where his friends were financially supporting him. Respect from family dwindled as his own son, Jordan Goldstein, even disinvited Al from his Harvard Law School graduation.

Alvin Goldstein died on December 19, 2013 at a nursing hill in Cobble Hill, Brooklyn.

"The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks." -Al Goldstein
"Al Goldstein, like Larry Flynt, is a pornstar terrorist and he stole all my fucks! Gag order from a fucking terrorist!"

"Al Goldstein normalized hardcore pornography in America."

goldsteining 

to Goldstein; to lie for no benefit
Max was goldsteining when he lied about texting Avery
goldsteining by r🐕 December 9, 2019

Goldsteinic Device 

noun:

1. A term coined from George Orwell's critically acclaimed dystopian novel "1984" that refers to a nonexistent idea used as a scare tactic by a person or an organization. Such a device is used as a public diversion from a situation at hand as the "antagonist,"Emmanuel Goldstein, was in Orwell's book.
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Example:
Many would call the terrorist group "Al Qaeda" a Goldsteinic device that the US government uses to help justify their war efforts.

Gene Goldstein 

A great webcomic creator and flash artist. Made the comic Hyperboy and some flash works include: Hyperboy The Movie, also, Geometry and You.
Gene Goldstein by Dawg January 7, 2005

goldstein 

verb

a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.
Phil had a great break away opportunity but he goldsteined it.
goldstein by Brian H September 6, 2005
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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