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Goldielocks

a female friend of gay men; more specifically bears, cubs and the like.
She's not a faghag, she's a goldielocks.

Goldielocks

A woman who comes to your home, eats your food, sleeps in your bed and is still there when you get home.
Heather over there is my goldielocks. She comes over, eats my food, sleeps in my bed and is still there when I get home.
Goldielocks by Robert Blanco November 15, 2005

Goldielocks

A girl with really blond, beautiful long hair. Hair which looks like gold. The words is taken from the childrens fairytale: Goldielocks and the bears, written by the brothers Grimm.
1. God, she is just like Goldelocks!

2. Oh my god, look at her hair! A goldielocks!
Goldielocks by diesel2usa October 25, 2006

Goldielocks

Hey man, how's that burger? Aw dude, it's goldielocks.
Goldielocks by singndrum17 October 20, 2006

Goldieloca

Goldieloca is a caring person. She is protective of her family and friends. She is a libra. She is the nicest person unless you piss her off real bad.
GOldieloca is the sweetest person in the whole wide world.
Goldieloca by TonganChickah July 24, 2014

Goldielocksing 

A term coined by Civvie11 where by you bang multiple woman from the same bloodline to distinguish the differences in evolution over time in order to find the one that is just right for you, with all of this typically happening at a party.
Friend 1: Hey, remember Dave?
Friend 2:Oh yeah, that weirdo. I swear he had the weirdest habits and the strangest names for them.

Friend 1: Like what?
Friend 2: Goldielocksing.
Friend 1: What?
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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