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Goldie-Lox 

Basically a gold-digger, sly females that get in ya crib... eat, shit, & sleep on ya stuff...quick to flee when figured out
Yo, I hooked up with this chic for one night...the next thing I knew this bitch was downstairs in my fridge eatin my shit up.
Goldie-Lox by Rj November 10, 2003
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The Goldilox Complex

The act in which a person is caught within a continuum involving constant and short periods of sleep in multiple locations.
Brah 1: Yo brah 2! I'm totally in The Goldilox Complex mood today.

Brah 2: What!? You crazy brah 1. I guess I'll totally catch up with you later, thereafter, you are done napping around.

Goldielocks

a female friend of gay men; more specifically bears, cubs and the like.
She's not a faghag, she's a goldielocks.

Goldielocks

A woman who comes to your home, eats your food, sleeps in your bed and is still there when you get home.
Heather over there is my goldielocks. She comes over, eats my food, sleeps in my bed and is still there when I get home.
Goldielocks by Robert Blanco November 15, 2005

Goldielocks

A girl with really blond, beautiful long hair. Hair which looks like gold. The words is taken from the childrens fairytale: Goldielocks and the bears, written by the brothers Grimm.
1. God, she is just like Goldelocks!

2. Oh my god, look at her hair! A goldielocks!
Goldielocks by diesel2usa October 25, 2006

Goldielocks

Hey man, how's that burger? Aw dude, it's goldielocks.
Goldielocks by singndrum17 October 20, 2006

Goldielox 

When you give yourself a golden shower.
I goldieloxed myself in the shower last night.
Goldielox by Jrock32 November 21, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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