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Golden Gloved

The act of urinating into a latex glove and then slapping someone and popping it on your partners face
I got golden gloved last night and totally wasn’t expecting it!

Detroit Golden Glove

When a guy is fisting a girl and jerking off with the same hand simultaneously.
So I was giving my girlfriend the Detroit Golden Glove the other night and my watch wrapped around my balls.
Detroit Golden Glove by DedBunny January 9, 2020

golden glove

National Golden Gloves Championship. A golden glove boxer is anyone who has participated in the national tournament, whether a winner or a loser.
1 I don't know if I want to fight that fool, he's been in a a few golden glove's.

2 That kid a couple of houses down the street is a Golden Glove.
golden glove by NUFFSAID82 May 11, 2006

Rochester golden glove 

While fucking a girl from behind, either anal or vaginal, pull out right before your about to cum. Cum in your hand and as she turns around smack her in the the face with your cum covered hand.
Bro last night i took that girl home from the bar and finished her off with a Rochester golden glove.

The golden glove

Urinating on your own hand then proceeding to slap your sexual partner in the face with said hand.
I knew she was a freak when she asked me to give her the golden glove last night
The golden glove by Sotipop April 25, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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