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golden blumpkin 

When the dirty hoe giving a blumpkin cant keep her man hard and devours a spouting stream of spicy lemon juice instead succulent special sauce.
my shit went limp mid bj and Whoopi got herself a "golden blumpkin"
golden blumpkin by j.p dila July 29, 2009
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golden blumpkin 

Acxidentaly peeing in the person giving the blumpkins mouth
Shit Sally Eric totally just gave me a golden blumpkin
golden blumpkin by Gino L. July 7, 2006

Golden Blumpkin 

To receive oral sex on the crapper while taking a deuce...upon completion, you finish off the filthy filthy whore of a slut with a nice shower of urine in her disease ridden oral cock holster. Don't forget to piss anywhere and everywhere else in her immediate vacinity. P.S. no flushing at any time!!!
Nobody can ever really experience what life has to offer until they receive the golden blumpkin from an old lady w/ no teeth. ; >O. Blame the thizz for this one...Thizz or Die....T.I.P. Love, Donkey
Golden Blumpkin by DankOregon March 28, 2009

golden blumpkin 

the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.
I heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up.
golden blumpkin by tophieCC March 11, 2010

GOLDEN BLUMPKIN 

Blumpkin To pee all over your lovers chest before you sit down to recieve your blumpkin.
With the accent of DR Evil from Austin Powers.

you dirty boy, I charge you one golden blumpkin for use of my "LAZER"
GOLDEN BLUMPKIN by Bobby / B- Rad December 12, 2008

Golden Blumpkin 360 

A golden blumpkin 360, is when you get head while taking a shit (a blumpkin) on a golden rotating toilet. To be a real golden blumpkin 360 the toilet must be at least 18k gold, and it must make a full rotation, or 360 degrees.
I almost got a golden blumpkin 360 last night, but the toilet was out of order, and would not spin.

Golden Backwards Blumpkin 

When a guy is standing up, peeing on a girl, and pooing at the same time...another girl is on deck to perform fellacio on the doody log that's on its way out. AKA: GBB
Damn, this Golden Backwards Blumpkin sure left a mess all over my kitchen floor.
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