An American hero, defended himself on a New York City subway by shooting four criminal teenage negroes that were trying to rob and assault him with sharpened screwdrivers.

Bernard Goetz should have been given a medal for shooting up those turd skinned shit-wits, they all had extensive criminal records. At least he paralyzed one of them for life hahahahahahaha.

Bernard Goetz by The Dodger January 29, 2005

Goetz

a line of unbelievable athletic beasts that are the coolest muthafuckas alive.. excell at anything they do and have a booming and intimidating presence both physically and through leadership.. top of the line athletes R & Z

You see him? he belongs to the Goetz line of humanity

Goetz by RZG May 30, 2008

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killing goethe

this refers to the process of masturbation, a slang created in the game World of WarCraft.

Sometimes guys get in a circle and all kill goethe ont a biscuit, the first and last guys to kill goethe must split the biscuit in half and eat it.

Sorry I'm late for the raid, I was killing Goethe.

killing goethe by Maroki June 24, 2006

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goetta

A traditional Cincinnati, OH, food made by Glier's. It's a mixture of pork, beef, oats, and seasonings, packaged into a roll and then fried and served hot. Goetta goes well with just about anything, but it's most commonly served as a breakfast dish alongside eggs, bacon, or pancakes.

Cincinnati is also home to Goettafest, a weekend "Celebration of All Things Goetta," where things like Goetta pizza, goetta ruebens, and goetta burgers are served on the riverfront. Yum.

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The moon is made of goetta.

goetta by Josen August 15, 2004

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