An American hero, defended himself on a New York City subway by shooting four criminal teenage negroes that were trying to rob and assault him with sharpened screwdrivers.

Bernard Goetz should have been given a medal for shooting up those turd skinned shit-wits, they all had extensive criminal records. At least he paralyzed one of them for life hahahahahahaha.

Bernard Goetz by The Dodger January 29, 2005

Goetz

a line of unbelievable athletic beasts that are the coolest muthafuckas alive.. excell at anything they do and have a booming and intimidating presence both physically and through leadership.. top of the line athletes R & Z

You see him? he belongs to the Goetz line of humanity

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killing goethe

this refers to the process of masturbation, a slang created in the game World of WarCraft.

Sometimes guys get in a circle and all kill goethe ont a biscuit, the first and last guys to kill goethe must split the biscuit in half and eat it.

Sorry I'm late for the raid, I was killing Goethe.

killing goethe by Maroki June 24, 2006

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goetta

A traditional Cincinnati, OH, food made by Glier's. It's a mixture of pork, beef, oats, and seasonings, packaged into a roll and then fried and served hot. Goetta goes well with just about anything, but it's most commonly served as a breakfast dish alongside eggs, bacon, or pancakes.

Cincinnati is also home to Goettafest, a weekend "Celebration of All Things Goetta," where things like Goetta pizza, goetta ruebens, and goetta burgers are served on the riverfront. Yum.

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The moon is made of goetta.

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

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