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God on a Wheel
A signature phrase used by Royce, of "Royce and Marilyn" to convey utter shock and disdain with a lack of culture, money, opera, ramba and samba skills, or in reaction to the "garbage-hole" in which she lives.
Royce: Why would I have to be a victim of all this garbage, that crap that you like? You know nothing about classical music, opera, nothing! Nothing! You can't sing an opera, you know nothing.
Marilyn: No, I don't sing opera.
Royce: You know nothing, nothing...
Marilyn: But that doesn't mean that I don't enjoy it.
Royce: You know nothing. I sing everything perfectly, note-by-note. You know nothing... OH God on a WHEEL!
Marilyn: In Las Vegas...
Royce: Oh ShutUp!
Marilyn: No, I don't sing opera.
Royce: You know nothing, nothing...
Marilyn: But that doesn't mean that I don't enjoy it.
Royce: You know nothing. I sing everything perfectly, note-by-note. You know nothing... OH God on a WHEEL!
Marilyn: In Las Vegas...
Royce: Oh ShutUp!
God on a Wheel by djSpinHouse August 27, 2010
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God on a stick
I don't know why y'all got to steal Yule and Saturnalia from the pagans. Wouldn't it be better to celebrate your god on a stick during the state fair?
God on a stick by Bittewow November 27, 2018
God on a Go-Kart
Expression used to show surprise or disgust, possibly even disbelief. Originally hailing from the more frequented term 'Christ on a bicycle.' Now however has been scientifically proven that god mastered the art of wheel turning from a go-kart his bad fiddling uncle Tommy gave him.
God on a Go-Kart by Captain Stabber. December 15, 2009
God on a stick
Not blasphemous enough to compare something you love to God himself? Then compare it to a piece of God on a stick! Not as good as God but close indeed!
God on a stick by Derek the Archbishop of Canterbury July 3, 2005
God on god
God on god by Yo.Momma.Official November 16, 2021
Talking to God on the big white telephone
Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
Talking to God on the big white telephone by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009
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