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An alternative adjective for gay fat. Descibes a gay man who would be considered healthy by most cultural norms, but in the gay community is considered to be drastically overweight. Situation can progress to become morbidly gobese.

As soon as his abs were no longer visible, Scott realized that he was officially gobese.

gobese by Stitch SDK November 22, 2010

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morbidly gobese

Description of gay man who has progressed beyond gobese or gay fat and is 20 pounds or more overweight. At this point, he is considered dead to the gay community.

Scott suspected he was morbidly gobese when he had to buy jeans with a 36-inch waist, but his suspicions were confirmed when other men would avert their eyes in disgust and horror.

morbidly gobese by Stitch SDK November 22, 2010

Related Words

gobese • morbidly gobese • Goresexual • gabesexual • gbese • Globesexual • gobbsen • Gobee • gobeen • GOBELEJSSIEI

Goesensnjoed

To perform a Goesensnjoed, a male person needs to stick his penis into a long plastic tube. The other end of the tube needs to be used by an Orang Utang to stick his penis into. On a count to 3, both participants need to start peeing at the same time. This is when the Goesensnjoed happens.

My mother freaked out after she saw me having this nice Goesensnjoed yesterday at the zoo.

Goesensnjoed by farfarandbeyond December 6, 2020

grobese

Adjective used to describe a person who is grossly or grotesquely obese.

Damn! That Dime Bar Dame's Grobese

grobese by Flabbadoogle April 3, 2005

Silly Gooeses

Silly gooeses is a word when used to describe some silly, or funny! It could also be used when you see some "silly gooeses".

"That maddie girl is such a Silly gooeses!"

Silly Gooeses by Liavents April 17, 2020

GoreSee

A better SeeGore

Have you seen that goresee video:??

GoreSee by fboqbfdoasd November 16, 2022

gbese

A word to command someone to lift up their body. Also commonly used when dancing in clubs, weddings and get togethers. Original founding father is ZLATAN IBILE.

Could also be directed at someone feeling sad to cheer up

Gbese o! Abi o ti ni injury

gbese by Manjero December 30, 2019

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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