gobblefuck

When you face fuck someone, they say your name, and you fuck their face as fast as you can producing a turkey gobble noise.

I wanted to hear my name and feel vibration on my dick, so I gobblefucked them.

by overheadstoragecompartment September 21, 2019

googlefucked

When anything is named something that is virtually impossible to do a google search on, usually because the terms are too common

Try to look up the band "!!!"

by Rachel Hurley October 5, 2004

Cobblefuckhead

An absolute eggy shit who waddles instead of walking and looks like The Penguin from Batman.

Jeffree: Harvey is so dumb. And the way he waddles makes him look like he pissed himself
Bruce: IKR! He's such a cobblefuckhead

by Mr Brucey September 6, 2016

Googlefucked

n. when you use a google product to find information, such as directions from google maps, and the result is a bizarre route that takes you miles out of your way.

"where the hell are we???" - "I have no clue.... we've been Googlefucked!!!"

by Kaiserbuns January 17, 2009

Garblefuck

An exclamation used to describe a situation of complete suckage, that can only be described as such

your friend: dude, that homeless guy just took a shit on your coat

you: GARBLEFUCK!

by thepersonwhodidyourmomlastnigh May 31, 2010

gobblesack

The sack of flesh that hangs below a turkeys chin that contains his gobblers. The juiciest part of a turkey, also the name for the loose skin underneath a fat persons (gravydumpster) chin - in which case it is disgusting.

This Thanksgiving you can keep the turkey breast and legs, I am just trying to munch on that gobblesack.

Did you see that hambeast that just walked by? That motherfucker had a gobblesack hanging down to his nips.

by LilBurkey December 31, 2013

Gobblecockin

One who is... up to no good; sketchy; shady; a troublemaker; a theif

Them gobblecockin sons a bitches stole my toilet paper again!

by M.H.Kidd May 21, 2018