cobblefucked 

Something thrown together horribly, falling apart or destroyed.
A mess or disaster.

An extension of cobble and cobbled.

Look at that car, that shit is cobblefucked beyond belief.

cobblefucked by dunkd February 4, 2010

Cobblefuckhead 

An absolute eggy shit who waddles instead of walking and looks like The Penguin from Batman.

Jeffree: Harvey is so dumb. And the way he waddles makes him look like he pissed himself
Bruce: IKR! He's such a cobblefuckhead

Cobblefuckhead by Mr Brucey September 6, 2016

wobblefucked

A state of being following drinking. IE - how you feel when you wake up still drunk from the night before - not quite with it, not quite balancing well, usually confused.

Dude, I woke up this morning all wobblefucked and shit. Kept tripping over stuff - it sucked.

wobblefucked by Dave "Bulldog" Munson May 8, 2003