cobblefucked

Something thrown together horribly, falling apart or destroyed.
A mess or disaster.

An extension of cobble and cobbled.

Look at that car, that shit is cobblefucked beyond belief.

cobblefucked by dunkd February 4, 2010

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Cobblefuckhead

An absolute eggy shit who waddles instead of walking and looks like The Penguin from Batman.

Jeffree: Harvey is so dumb. And the way he waddles makes him look like he pissed himself
Bruce: IKR! He's such a cobblefuckhead

Cobblefuckhead by Mr Brucey September 6, 2016

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Related Words

cobblefucked • Cobblefuckhead • wobblefucked

wobblefucked

A state of being following drinking. IE - how you feel when you wake up still drunk from the night before - not quite with it, not quite balancing well, usually confused.

Dude, I woke up this morning all wobblefucked and shit. Kept tripping over stuff - it sucked.

wobblefucked by Dave "Bulldog" Munson May 8, 2003

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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