gobalob

When your limbs don't work during sex.

Hey harry I was having sex last night and just became a gobalob.
"That chick I was telling you about, in bed she is a gobalob"

by illuminazi April 12, 2015

Gobslobert

The person that bring 10 items to the 5 items or less. The person who pulls their pants all the way down at the urinal. The person who spams the defuse button at the end of a round of Valorant.

Sorry I was late. There was a bloody gobslobert at the Tesco.

by _xXBSXx_ May 11, 2021

gobslobber

A homosexual or straight male who performs oral sex on a penis and prefers to focus his attention on the tip

"Hey Steven, did you hear Rhett was a gobslobber? That's why he was so popular at those gay clubs!"

by Johnsoncuck69 January 23, 2017