goatbench

A bench made of goats.

You: “Look at my new goatbench! It’s made from your goats!”
Me: “MY POOR GOATS!”

by I’m goating too hard September 28, 2021

goatfelcher

One who felches goats. Or a generally defective human being.

Justin Timberlake is teh goatfelcher.

by Lord Grimcock October 30, 2007

goatbacher

1. A semi erected chode.
2. An ultra fat Nick Carlin.

What the fuck is goatbacher doing here?

by Herr Buttslut August 26, 2004

Goatfelcher

one who performs the act of ejaculating in a goat's anus and proceeds to rimjob the goat until every last drop has been retreived.

Mark likes to felch,so we call him a felcher but when there are goats around he prefers to indulge in goatfelching. on these ocasions we call him a goatfelcher.

by captainzenon October 18, 2010