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goatfelcher

One who felches goats. Or a generally defective human being.
Justin Timberlake is teh goatfelcher.
goatfelcher by Lord Grimcock October 30, 2007
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goatbacher

1. A semi erected chode.
2. An ultra fat Nick Carlin.
What the fuck is goatbacher doing here?
goatbacher by Herr Buttslut August 26, 2004

Goatfelcher

one who performs the act of ejaculating in a goat's anus and proceeds to rimjob the goat until every last drop has been retreived.
Mark likes to felch,so we call him a felcher but when there are goats around he prefers to indulge in goatfelching. on these ocasions we call him a goatfelcher.
Goatfelcher by captainzenon October 18, 2010

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026