Goatfelcher

one who performs the act of ejaculating in a goat's anus and proceeds to rimjob the goat until every last drop has been retreived.
Mark likes to felch,so we call him a felcher but when there are goats around he prefers to indulge in goatfelching. on these ocasions we call him a goatfelcher.
by captainzenon October 16, 2010
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gonchbomb

Noun: a large, putrid release of intestinal gas, usually produced in the workplace or around a group of friends.
Usually followed by a trip to the washroom to wash your anus.
Verb: to release intestinal gas with such force as to solicit a reaction from bystanders, and leave the "gonchbomber"
wondering if they have soiled themselves.
Kevin dropped a gonchbomb at the lunch table which quickly evacuated the room and caused the foreman to pull the fire alarm. He then got up to go and wash his anus.
by captainzenon November 20, 2010
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preanticipate

1.To have advance knowledge that you are about to become aware of a situation which has not yet become a reality.
2. To anticipate an anticipation of unforeseen events.
My penis preanticipated Mark's mother's need to be penetrated so without our knowledge or approval proceeded to violate her anus.
by captainzenon October 16, 2010
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