gnobbit 

the combination of a garden gnome and hobbit

karene is a gnobbit.

gnobbit by robbie lew August 17, 2008

gnobbit 

Someone who looks like a cross between a hobbit and a gnome

"You are ugly, you look like a gnobbit"

gnobbit by Bishkan_Eco_Warrior_Princess/amy October 29, 2007

globbits 

cry of frustration

fuck, shit, arse, bugger, oh globbits boney has disapeared.

globbits by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003

Globbit 

A derogatory term for one of gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender denomination; derivation of GLBT (GLoBbiT).

Also, glabbit.

Bartender: Sorry, guys, there's four of you but only one stool. Guess you'll have to go someplace el-
Homosexual 1: Let's flip for it!
Homosexual 2: No, let's flip it over!
Homosexual 3 & 4: Yay!
Bartender: Get out, globbits! You're barred!

Globbit by Daishonin March 3, 2009

gobbit 

Quite literally, a gay hobbit. People thought a number of hobbits in the Lord of the Rings trilogy were gobbits. This is untrue. Most of them were bisexual.

My best friend, a Lord of the Rings fanatic, is quite attracted to gobbits.

gobbit by Sasquatch Owega Boblet July 30, 2004

Obb-gobbitty 

( the language a girl talks when choking on one cock)

she said obb-gobbitty,as she talked with my cock in her mouth like a turkey gobbling

Obb-gobbitty by Scottleerose November 23, 2018

blobbity globbity 

Blobbity Globbity, or "Crotch Fat", applies to people who have an otherwise fit/attractive body, but have a roll of jiggily fat between the stomach and thighs, where the only phrase that can be used to describe this humurous misfortune is Blobbity Globbity

"so you fucked Brian? How was it?"
"gross. he had so much blobbity globbity i almost puked"

blobbity globbity by sonni insane June 26, 2006