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A knock on the door after the 1 a.m. text confirmation of a hook up. Imagine it in Mark Wahlbergs voice
"She heard the gnawke gnawke on the door and knew it was what she was waiting for. She got hot.
Gnawke by onetimer1 April 19, 2017
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gnawty • Gnawt • gnat • Gnast(y) • gnaw • gawt • gawth • gnat bread • Gnart • gnartastic
someone who thinks they are goth, but they are really a bratty teen that shops at hot topic
lik omgz i got a karebare ristband 2dai! itz soooooo black and gawth! lyke totaly!!!!1 lololol
Gawth by Madcow8686 September 29, 2005

gnat's ass 

Very small measurement used by toolmakers & engineers, or roughly .0001 or one ten thousandth of an inch. Actual size may vary between shops, but always much less than a pussy hair. About one tenth of a skosh which is equal to approximately one nudge of the dial.

Note: When specified, generally regarded as smaller than the smallest one can measure or produce, since while most people intuitively understand that a gnat's ass is pretty small, few have actually bothered a gnat to measure one.
"Clearance is clearance, Clarance, but that die is only missing by a gnat's ass".
gnat's ass by aethernet September 4, 2006
A way of spelling goth often used to make fun of those who beleive that they are one. Used by people making fun of people who think they are goth.

Used to call one's self goth in a sarcastic manner in order to make fun of poseur goths.
Person making fun of gawth: look at me i am teh gawth i photoshopped a picture of myself in black eyeliner WOE IS ME MY LIF IS SO ANGST FILLED.
gawth by Zi October 3, 2004
Acronym for Graphical Network Address Translation Securtiy Tool and Information. A tool that analyzes a NAT table and displays information about current connections in a graphical format, bringing attention to possible security breaches like non-standard ports, connections to terrorist countries, etc.
Dude, I was using GNATSTI and saw that my computer was communicating with China over TCP port 6667; I think I'm part of a bot-net.
GNATSTI by GeorgePBurdell November 6, 2008

gnat's bollock 

He missed that shot by a gnat's bollock.
gnat's bollock by Mazman October 1, 2005
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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