Definitions by Mazman

eljundi 

Being of absolute awesome nature.

An expression of ultimate greatness.

This party is so eljundi.

That car is definately eljundi.

eljundi by MazMan September 12, 2012

gnat's bollock 

An extremely small distance.

He missed that shot by a gnat's bollock.

gnat's bollock by Mazman October 1, 2005

fuck off

Used to emphasise something that is very large. Became fashionable after the release of Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. For Example:

I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck off shiny ones.

fuck off by Mazman November 24, 2004