Mazman's definitions

gnat's bollock

An extremely small distance.

He missed that shot by a gnat's bollock.

by Mazman October 1, 2005

eljundi

Being of absolute awesome nature.

An expression of ultimate greatness.

This party is so eljundi.

That car is definately eljundi.

by MazMan September 12, 2012

fuck off

Used to emphasise something that is very large. Became fashionable after the release of Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. For Example:

I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck off shiny ones.

by Mazman November 24, 2004