Gnarbo

Morning wood. A hard-on you get first thing in the morning.

Damn! I had a wicked gnarbo this morning! It was up before I was!

Gnarbo by ZippyPinhead September 28, 2015

gnarbo

Morning wood. E.g. gnarly boner.

Dude, I woke up with a gnarbo this morning and couldn't piss! It was up before I was!

gnarbo by ZippyPinhead October 1, 2015

Garbogaldygook

Extreme gobbledygook; unfathomable nonsense.

"You actually understand that garbogaldygook?"

Garbogaldygook by Cheekli March 19, 2019

gearboxing 

The act of leaving a gearbox on the doorstep of someone who annoys you, generally done in Austraila

1) Wayne was being a total wanker so we gearboxed him.

2) Wayne threatened to sue us for gearboxing him, but nothing ever happened.

gearboxing by femdom December 19, 2010

glarbon 

A closet homosexual who outwordly bashes gays.

He's gay, he's leading a double life, he's a glarbon.

glarbon by J. J. Friedman July 14, 2005

Glarbonize 

To be the recipient of male ejaculatory fluid splattered on the lower back.

After pounding away at Scott's ass, Paul pulled out his dick and Glarbonized his back.

Glarbonize by Fred Mercury January 21, 2006

Garbo Kid 

an individual who does not maintain the necessary skills to win anything.

Kevin is Garbo Kid at mario kart 64

Garbo Kid by Toad the best May 22, 2009