gnært

Norske versjonen av Gnart, uten vektlegging på promp

*når noen gnætter som faen*
-å shit, det var gnært ass!

by gnærtmaster January 6, 2024

Gært

Can either mean: A fart that smells absolutely fucking disgusting, but is’s more commonly used as a cuss word for someone absolutely fucking retarded. It’s origin comes from our lord and savior, Sultan Shah, who once, on his way to his temple, called one of his servants «gært» as he did not bring Sultan’s glasses like he was asked to do. The servant was later decapitated and the word «gært» was written on his tombstone.

You are such a fucking gært!

by PistoPlays January 21, 2021

amymarie gaertner

An American girl from Ohio who is a self-taught dancer & choreographer. She mostly gained her fame from the social network Vine, whom of which she posted little snippets of herself dancing to different songs. Mostly dubstep, to be exact but she doesn't limit herself to any type of dance. She also posts her choreography on Youtube.

You: "I just can't she's just absolutely perfect tbh"
Your friend: "Who?"
You: "Amymarie Gaertner. Have you not seen her vines?"

by Kaliforhnia February 4, 2014

gnarticulate

to express oneself through the use of an extensive gnarcabulary

"Listen to Gnartin Luther King over there; he can gnarticulate like it's not gnarduous"

by KeeganGnartin January 11, 2009

gnartist

Someone who makes creative use of the word gnar.
Although utterly ridiculous, even non-gnartists can appreciate this skill.

Matt: "Dude, gnar we there yet? We gotta shred gnar PRONTO, but first I'm gonna gnarf some pizza."

Rich: "Shut up man, your breath already smells enough like gnarlic"

Mike: "Wow, you guys are gnartists"

by Mike R was taken so this is my name February 12, 2008

Gaertner

A tall white guy with the name "Gaertner" is obsessed with baseball, cute, and hot af. Great kisser and also looks like a high school porn star, but he said he likes watching men in the locker room instead. Anyways he's really chill an funny af.

Look, it's a tall Gaertner! Pick him!!

by Westcampchamp, I <3 Kyle January 31, 2017

gnarthritis

Inflammation of a joint usually characterized by swelling, pain, and restriction of motion due to being to damn gnarly.

Man I have been skiing so hard today I think I am developing gnarthritis

by buttz January 2, 2008