glutose

an ingredient of a syrupy mixture obtained by the action of alkali on levulose or found in the unfermentable reducing portion of cane molasses.

did you bring the glutose?

glutose by billiejoejuniorzxy February 7, 2008

glucose guardian

Gender neutral term for an older (but not always) individual who takes care of someone in the form of money or expensive gifts oftentimes in exchange for companionship or sexual favors

Steve: damn I'm so broke dude I need me a glucose guardian

Dave: man what?

Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money

glucose guardian by Youngmagi December 1, 2016

Glucose Guardian

Gender neutral equivalent of Sugar Daddy.

"They're my Glucose Guardian. Su"

Glucose Guardian by Definite_Faller December 10, 2017

Glucose Daddy

Someone who is smart (hence glucose) and is just a typical daddy (rich, older, fit)

"I need me a glucose daddy tonight!"

Glucose Daddy by flerker May 17, 2018

Glucose Father

A (usually) older male authoritative figure that spends and disposes of money upon someone; "Sugar Daddy"

That is their glucose father, over there. That's how they got all of that nice stuff in the last week.

Glucose Father by DrRwWwWrRr May 3, 2021

glucose father

Another way of saying sugar daddy

Person: Did you hear? (Hoesname) has 3 glucose fathers!
Someone: ... "glucose fathers"..?
Person: Yeah! Or as you guys call it, "sugar daddy" or whatever.

glucose father by whomst'd've'ly'yaint July 8, 2018

Glucose Guardian

Alternative, genderless term for Sugar Daddy/Mommy - a person who gives financial support in exchange for company or sexual favors

I wish I had a Glucose Guardian so I could buy all the things I want..

Glucose Guardian by asdf-moderator December 2, 2017