Glentrougitous is when someone tries to be funny but in reality when they are not. its like if you ate a hot dog and the guy sitting across from you says: "wow! that what a hamburger would eat!" and he dies laughing but it is so unfunny even the cricket doesn't say a word.

Josh: "oh, man. my pineapple ate my 3rd grade teacher's pet hamster."

Sam: "josh what the hell is wrong with you. stop being so Glentrougitous."

Glentrougitous by microwave1010100101 December 24, 2019

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gluency

the act of rubbing pubic areas one against the other during lesbian sex. To velcro.

Refers to the noun "velcro": the pubic hair, to "glue" the pubic hair.

You can ask if a lesbian is having fun: How is your gluency?

gluency by gluglu December 10, 2009

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gluetube

When you watch a video on youtube which leads to watching another, which leads to watching another, etc.; when you're addicted to youtube

when sally's friend spent 4 hours watching youtube videos, sally knew her friend had gluetube.

gluetube by maddiejoy14 February 5, 2009

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glenterruption

When a person has the floor and then a person with the name "Glen" interrupts the other person in the middle of their thought or conversation. Glen interrupts this conversation proceeding to complete the original persons thought, adding his own twist to conversation.

There were a lot of "glenterruptions" today at work during our meeting.
The "glenterruption" rate seems to be going up and also spreading to other people.

glenterruption by Alvin Controls December 4, 2019

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